TMI on Wednesday!

1. I am in need of an intervention for my obsession with _____ .

I don’t really feel like I am obsessed with anything. Then again, the first step is admitting there is a problem, and well, I don’t have a problem that I can see.

2. You are being auctioned off. What is your unique selling point?

I can suck a mean dick. I can cook. I am a good listener, and consider myself the perfect girlfriend.

3. On a scale of 1-5 how many stars did your mom or dad give your current significant other or your favorite, longest lasting love? (1 is bad, 5 is great)

They weren’t too impressed with Will (longest lasting, most serious). He was a good guy, but he was a bit odd. They couldn’t appreciate that. Plus, the guy broke my heart. Three stars.

4. Most of the meals I eat are:
a. Cooked in a microwave
b. Cooked in the oven/stove
c. Made by someone else

Made by someone else. Either my roommate cooks or we go out. Once in a while I will cook, but it’s either for a gathering or she is out with her boyfriend.

5. When work and life stress me out, nothing relieves the tension like _____ .

Writing and masturbating, though not at the same time. Heh,though I have tried that one. It works best when writing erotica.

Bonus: Write and answer your own bonus question.

In following suite with question number 3, how would your parents rate your least favorite relationship?

Heh, I never introduced him to my dad. My mom though he was even worse. I hate to say it, but the dude was kind of a loser. My mom would give him 1 star. Had my dad met him, probably 0. Then again, no one is good enough for his baby girl.

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I am a super sweet and very dirty 26 year old bi girl. I love to share my stories about the dirty and naughty things I do and the things I want to do.
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One Response to TMI on Wednesday!

  1. Hedone says:

    2. You my dear will go fast, I think there would be a bidding war.

    5. That’s a neat trick, if not a little disruptive to try to achieve orgasm. 🙂

    -H

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