The other morning I was having trouble getting to sleep. My cure all is always to masturbate, whether I have cramps, a headache, sore, depressed, trouble sleeping, etc. I got my batteries and my bullet and went to town, watching a porn clip to speed up the orgasmic process.
I’m was just getting into what I was doing, feeling really good. I look up to the ceiling because I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. What I saw was the biggest turn off ever. On my ceiling, moving very fast towards me was a huge spider.
I hate spiders. Spiders are the only bug that really creep me out. That had to be the biggest buzz kill ever. I hastily turned off my bullet and got out of bed. I did my best not to take my eye off the spider. You know how it goes, you take your eye off of it and it disappears. That was not going to happen, especially in my bed. I just don’t get how those creepy things can walk upside down on a ceiling without falling. I can kind of understand a wall, but definitely not a spider.
Eventually I took care of the problem. I was still wide awake from the “excitement” of finding a huge spider in my room. I decided to get my mind off of it the only way I knew how. Masturbate some more, only this time orgasm.
Since that spider was such a buzz kill and a turn off, I had to start all over on my aroused level, but eventually I got to where I was and had a decent orgasm. I am sure it would have been better though, if I didn’t have spiders on the back off my mind.